Cafés in India right now? Absolute fever dream. Like, ordering a coffee is basically the bare minimum—you’re not just here for caffeine, you’re here for a full episode of Black Mirror but, you know, with more sugar and less existential dread. Millennials and Gen Z?
We want a *production*, not just a cup. Regular cafés are like, “Sorry, we don’t serve plain boring anymore.” Enter: themed cafés, where the coffee’s almost just an excuse to get lost in the weirdest, most Instagrammable corners of the multiverse.